25 Days

Summer is 25 school days away my friends. That doesn't include weekends just actual days of wiping snot, cleaning up poop, doing puzzles, chasing little darlings, and daydreaming of summer. Yes its that close I can almost taste it. What does summer taste like you ask? Disneyland Churros! DUH! Can you taste it now too? Some of the things I have done this week to bring on this sudden desire for summer to come include:

cleaning diarrhea off of carpet AND butts

cleaning up barf and almost barfing in the process

chased children around the school because they thinks it's funny

wiping poopy butts

dealt with a stupid professor who is no help at all

deciding whether to change my major

being scratched (I have many scars to prove this one)

did I mention wiping poopy butts?

Well, I think you get the point. Don't get me wrong I love my job it is the best in the entire world and I will still be doing a lot of these things still this summer just not as many hours and only with one child not 7. So summer please come faster.

That's How Sue C's It

CONFESSION:

The new season starts this next tuesday. April 13, 2010. Yes, I am excited. I also believe Sue Sylvester is too. I think she secretly loves glee and The one and only Mr. Will Schuester cause let's face it, who doesn't? So on that note to all you fellow Gleeks prepare yourselves to step aboard the Sue Sylvester Express! Destination: Horror!

I Love Clean Water

On youtube there are over 100,000,000 videos. I once heard it would take 80 years to watch all the videos on youtube. Waste of time? Maybe. Entertaining? Duh! So thanks to youtube my life is never dull. Here are a few of my latest finds. Enjoy.

If you can't tell I love little boy potty humor. There is nothing funnier than a poop joke.

Hazy Days

Wind, wind, go away and never come back! If you know me you know I have the worst allergies. Basically I'm allergic to everything. By everything let me name a few:

- dogs

- cats ( I HATE cats and not just because i'm

allergic to them)

- cashews

- pistachios

- grass

- pollen

- basically any animal

- Septra

These are just a few. Some I have been tested for others I found through default. Well it's allergy season for sure and the wind will not stop blowing here. Over the past few days my allergies have progressively gotten worse. So annoying. I have been loading up on medicine to help but all that does is make me feel like i'm in a daze all day. My favorite part though is taking a Benadryl at night! There's nothing like a Benadryl at night! Ah! I love the way it knocks me out. It's so satifyingly perfect. I have been a huge supporter of Claritin for many many years now. I started taking it when it was a prescription. Well last night I went out on home visits in my ward and the girl that went with me is a nurse practitioner. She noticed my sniffling because it is not something you can miss. Gross, I know. But she gave me some Zyrtec. She swears by it so I went and got some. Will it become my next BFF? We'll see. It's worth trying out.

For When You're Old and Wrinkly

There is this thing called "Plastic Surgery". It is a wonderful thing. It isn't permanent. It gives you a temporary view of what could be. A few years back I was in Idaho. We were having cousin bonding time and it was really late. One of us had the brilliant idea to give ourselves "Plastic Surgery". Well seeing as it was late and we were on a cousin high most of us were willing. We decided that we all had to do it or no one would. So we voted and we all were in. You see it was all girls and one boy. Poor Bryce has no cousins his age so he is honored to be in the presence of all of his girl cousins. We all gathered around and went to town on each other.

Sadly Bryce removed his surgical procedure before we could capture it on Camera. But here's to those nights. On that note I would like everyone shown in these pictures to know how much I love them and that I accept my punishment.

A Wink and A Fart

I'm not creative. I'm not typical. I'm not refined. I'm not afraid of the monster in my closet.

I am spunky. I am funny, really I'm hilarious. I am frequently loud. I am always hungry.

I hate anything healthy. I hate being late. I hate doing laundry. I hate school.

I love junk food. I love everything Harry Potter. I love movies. I love being me.